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A water balloon full of mercury hitting the ground (X)
Pixar can never top this.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?
Hades speaks to me on a spiritual level
why does tumblr always relate to the satan of every fandom
Because it’s easier to identify with a flawed character then some kind of ultra human the hero normally is portrayed as.
Possibly also because Satan figures in media typically live in dark holes in the ground, spend most of their time laughing at others’ misfortunes, and communicate primarily by means of passive-aggressive snark.
That last comment
‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn.
Audrey Hepburn was the granddaughter of a baron, the daughter of a nazi sympathizer, spent her teens doing ballet to secretly raise money for the dutch resistance against the nazis, and spent her post-film career as a goodwill ambassador of UNICEF, winning the presidential medal of freedom for her efforts.
…and history remembers her as pretty.
AND HISTORY REMEMBERS HER AS PRETTY
this is the first time I have ever seen a picture of her older than 20 and I think that’s scary
She’s still pretty, even in her old age.
when i saw this i died laughing this is me posting from beyond the grave please someone get some salt and a lighter
I’d be laughing ll the way out the door
do u at least get to see a dick tho
tumblr user fangks asks the real questions
my mother has been there and reports that yes you do get to see the dick and also it’s worth it
i would not be ashamed then
fuck “walk of shame” i’d strut out of the bathroom like yes bitch i just saw a nice dick what have you done with your life
I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and
So my thirteen year old brother always asks to use my video camera. And I never knew why. But today I opened iMovie for the first time in months and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND.
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK.
This is rich with content and drama
im so fucked up over the fact that some countries have free college
in sweden, they actually PAY you to study
this is the cutest fucking thing ever